HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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