I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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