nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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