Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
