HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my being single is dangerous.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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