am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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