What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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