i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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