how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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