That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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