im drinking this country out of the recession.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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