No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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