we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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