I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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