and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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