scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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