He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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