Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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