So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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