Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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