I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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