"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
ugly people sure do ruin things
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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