i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
birth control should be required to get into college
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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