But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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