There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
How external is "for external use only"?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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