The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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