im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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