Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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