I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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