So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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