We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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