Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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