As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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