my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i can't believe i had my finger in that
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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