on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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