Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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