It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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