she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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