I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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