I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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