at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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