just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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