Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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