Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
