I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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