and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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