Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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