angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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