well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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