Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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