I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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