i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
