You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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