Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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