haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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